Three strikes, you're out.

I could write a novel but my attention span is most probably too short. I could write short stories but there is a limit to my imagination (and that limit is Harry Potter book one, page one). I could write poetry but I am afraid sarcasm does not make for the best poems. I could go back to school and write essays all day long but I like the job I have now (and let's be real most students look miserable- sleep deprived and broke)... So here I am! Taking another swing (take three, to be exact) at this thing they call blogging. I promise to be constituent, I promise I will not give up on this and I promise to be entertaining/funny (somewhat).